Score: 3

"Inferior sequel."

submission: GemCraft 0

date: June 6, 2009

This game is effing grindtastic. It reminds me of those frustrating old rpgs were you had to pop potions and save the game after every rat or whatever.

You have deliberately made it necessary to grind the everliving shit out of every previously accomplished level, be it with added modes or whatever, before you can even hope to move on.

You barely ever get to create gems or towers or anything because you get like 3 mana for each creature you kill. You end up with like four spitwad towers and a few traps. Upgrading the mana pool seems an overly dangerous bet because it costs so much and the gain rate seems almost insignificant. And increasing the mana capacity is unneccesary, because it will never be filled.

Get this fixed, it's frustrating. You nerfed everything almost beyond playability.

Score: 5

"Neat concept"

submission: Z-Rox

date: September 25, 2008

But all to often the challange is not seeing what the shapes look like, but guessing what the they are supposed to represent.

Score: 10

"OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND"

submission: It's Over Nine-Thousand!

date: June 28, 2008

Too bad I can only give you ten.

Score: 7

"Lol"

submission: Snot Put

date: April 25, 2008

Well other than hurling a cute ten thousand gallon piece of snot over distances exceeding four kilometres there isn't very much too it. There's not enough technique involved. I got 4 351 metres and I didn't even swing it around when I threw it.

The sticky effect is nice though.

Score: 10

"Rotfl"

submission: Link Gets Hurt Once Again

date: December 10, 2007

But seriously, Naruto was by far the best gag!!

Score: 5

"Tell you what:"

submission: The Mind Bender

date: November 9, 2007

This game has too much of "do it all over from the beginning". And that element is made awfully annoying when the physics of moving around boxes make it feel so clumsy.
I like what this could've been, though :)

Score: 5

"Lol"

submission: Random rip-off fly

date: August 29, 2007

It's quiet. Too quiet.

Score: 1

"Bad."

submission: Kazahana: No Exit

date: August 7, 2007

This is just an illogical game of randomly clicking around on the screen, a game of exhausting every possibility and impossibility.
It's basicly just a test of patience.

Score: 6

"Good"

submission: Endless Zombie Rampage

date: May 17, 2007

It's a lot of slaughtering and gore and shit.
But the weapons and powerups are too fucking expensive. After a level is done you want one or two new weapons. C'mon. Here you only get one every one two levels - and the levels last forever.
Also, half of the time goes to realoading your gun.

Score: 9

"Hahahaha"

submission: Sunburn

date: April 28, 2007

This is so funny I crap my pants.
You gotta love seing those little bastards fry.